if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
God I need to hump something, right now.
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