The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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