gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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