You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I know her cup size but not her name....
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