Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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