Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You pole danced in your parka.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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