I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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