get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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