You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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