so that wasnt chicken after all
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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