he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
