girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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