Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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