Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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