Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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