Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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