just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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