I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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