I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
