Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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