Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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