Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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