): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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