problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Come on in and take your pants off
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