We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
COCAINE IS GR8
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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