Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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