well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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