Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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