David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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