hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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