I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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