so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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