just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
