You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Too much gin, very little bucket
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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