How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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