hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
