awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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