mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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