What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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