did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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