her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
His nipple licking is glorious
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