I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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