In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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