i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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