Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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