she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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