yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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