just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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