How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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