Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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