Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Randomize