you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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