you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
only you would photoshop your dick
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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