so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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