a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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