I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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